I'm Going To Joke You To Death

Dan Abromowitz, occasionally.

Grab Some Scissors And Etsy Up Those Old Clothes

Jeans → Jorts → Jort Jorts → Booty Jorts → Jong

Graphic tee → Belly shirt → Corgi tee → Corgi belly shirt → Corgi puppy tee → Tiny noose

Tie → Belt → Businesslike choker → Funeral armband → Sensible nipple tassels

Baseball cap → Beanie → Yarmulke → Sporty pasties

Gloves → Fingerless gloves → Palmless gloves

Belt → Corgi chew toy → Strip of leather to bite down on while they amputate your leg so you don’t bite your tongue off → Finger belt

Glasses → Opera glasses → Monocle → Noneocle

Kimono → Fall kimono → Spring kimono → Summer kimono → Racy kimono → Shamefully racy kimono → Kimono-no → Corgi kimono.

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