I'm Going To Joke You To Death

Dan Abromowitz, occasionally.

The 100 Worst Nicknames To Pick Up During Orientation Week

collegehumor:

If you’ve scored one of these already, just drop out now.

New article.  Here’s a taste:

  1. Dumpy

  2. Slickfinger

  3. Papa Doc

  4. Bad Santa

  5. Chowderfoot

  6. Grundle

  7. White Tyler Perry
  8. Bracecrotch

  9. No-Toes

  10. Great White Shart

(Source: College Humor)

  1. vnvtomy reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    #44 is inevitable. And let’s be honest, school wouldn’t be half as fun without ‘em.
  2. thiscantbecorrect reblogged this from nightcheese and added:
    He lived in my hall. He lived in my hall, with one of my best friends from freshman year. We have the same birthday, and...
  3. nightcheese reblogged this from mollybierman and added:
    OH MY GOD SURELY YOU JEST. when i posted this originally i immediately received a text from a friend in 08 that said...
  4. mollybierman reblogged this from nightcheese and added:
    He was in my major, and every day when we had a test he would wear this t-shirt that read “I’m a fucking genius.” I also...
  5. onemoreheretic reblogged this from collegehumor
  6. kerriahern reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    dying of laugher. oh god.
  7. danabromowitz reblogged this from collegehumor and added:
    New article. Here’s a taste: Dumpy Slickfinger Papa Doc Bad Santa Chowderfoot Grundle White Tyler Perry Bracecrotch...
  8. collegehumor posted this